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Credits to KRO

A man gets struck in traffic near parliament.

He asks a police officer what the hold-up is, and is told: “The Prime Minister is so depressed about the UK’s debt that he’s stopped his car and is threatening to douse himself with petrol and set himself alight.”

“What are you going to do?” asks the man.

“We’re putting together a collection for him,” says the officer.

“How much have you got?” asks the man.

“About 40 gallons,” says the officer.

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